To let you know, we here at Ibis aren’t buying it. It’s not really that hot out. We think it’s probably the liberal media bias distorting the temperatures to support the global warming theory.

I’m not sure how the liberal media got ahold of the data on the weather station here at Ibis World Media Domination HQ, but we know they’re very clever.

That’s the last 72 hours showing there…

A couple of towns near here saw 113, just two shy of the Bay Area’s all time high of 115 in Livermore in 1950. See, this too proves that the world is actually cooling down. That’s 4 degrees a century, the ice age can’t be far away.

Like I said, we don’t believe the hype and are working feverishly (and the fever is not due to the heat, remember, it’s a myth) on getting those Mojos ready to ship. This “heat wave” is not slowing us down. The Mojos are looking good, and will all be out of here this week.

Remember to Fight the Power!
–Chuck

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